I don't do memes as a rule, but then, I don't follow rules as a rule either.

And I have the best answer to number 6.
7.Who are you going to pass this stick to (3 persons) and why?
I think fraser_by_proxy often likes to do memes, repton_infinity talks about books on occasion, and qarl because he might also end up with two children's books in his list.

"Oh, all those good-looking athletic young men? They're friends of Susan's"

(Some examples of a way of thinking about movement that I thought might come in handy sometimes).

The hands have grace, the rest is a fervent and effective expression of whatever his mind is on at the time.

Slowly and with deliberate intent. There is no hurry in her world.

Like a rottweiler: crashing into stuff but it's unimportant, jumping with unlikely flamboyance, a lot of momentum.

Knowingly, as if the world is part of him. Expressively. Usually with flair, wit, and sensual joy.

Modestly and decisively, she knows where she's going. She's the biggest nanny-goat gruff.

Teh showy exuberance, as if all the world loves him back.

An uplifted cat, predatory, playful and curling up on a lap. But the player is a gawky geek and occasionally it shows.

Full on, hard out, committed, doing his damndest, even when he sits.

A strangely addictive test indeed.

I use some weird .

That jump over someone's head.
All layout, all hammer point in unbifurcated garments.
Kendo club vs. Ultimate frisbee club battle.

And this just because it's funny.

See the Judgement of Paris.

It's getting near dawn,
When lights close their tired eyes.
I'll soon be with you my love,
To give you my dawn surprise.

eh?

I'll be with you darling soon,
I'll be with you when the stars start falling.

umm? what time is it?

I've been waiting so long
To be where I'm going
In the sunshine of your love.

it's still dark.

I'm with you my love,
The light's shining through on you.

why'd you open the curtain?

Yes, I'm with you my love,
It's the morning and just we two.
I'll stay with you darling now,
I'll stay with you till my seas are dried up.

ohh!

hang on, that's the kids isn't it?

Just put Menopause the Musical between Megadeath and Metallica in the cd rack.

I felt pretty smug about my red plaid miniskirt and harmoniously vibrant orange tops strutting through Left Bank today when some tiny hard-carapaced insect crept inside my clothing, once there it bit me many times on my left buttock. At first I thought I had sat on something prickly but when it moved faster than my discretely brushing hand I hastily removed my leggings and undies, to Iris's bemused commentary and the averted eyes of passersby (only one of whom I knew).

Maybe this is the kind of story behind those buttock shots in dashing's journal.

Sneaking home from the neighbour's 4th birthday today I remembered sneaking home from a different neighbour's 21st.

but the only tracks it has access to are Leonard Cohen's Suzanne and the B52s Planet Claire.

house_monkey .... Dr. Frank-N-Furter
" Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover"

Freya Sacksen .... Janet Weiss
" I thought there's no use getting
Into heavy petting
It only leads to trouble
And seat wetting
Now all I want to know
Is how to go
I've tasted blood and I want more"

fraser_by_proxy .... Brad Majors
" I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so"

Sean  .... Riff Raff
" The darkness must go
Down the river of night's dreaming
Flow morphia slow
Let the sun and light come streaming
Into my life, into my life"

Stephanie Pegg .... Magenta
" Science fiction (ooh ooh ooh) double feature
Doctor X (ooh ooh ooh) will build a creature
See androids fighting (ooh ooh ooh) Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in (ooh ooh ooh) Forbidden Planet
Wo oh oh oh oh oh
At the late night, double feature, picture show"

rincewindtvd   .... Dr. Everett Von Scott (A Rival Scientist)
" Ach! We've got to get out of this trap
Before this decadence saps our wills
I've got to be strong and try to hang on
Or else my mind, may well snap
And my life will be lived
For the thrills"

repton_infinity .... Rocky Horror
" I'm just seven hours old
Truly beautiful to behold
And somebody should be told
My libido hasn't been controlled
Now the only thing I've come to trust
Is an orgasmic rush of lust
Rose tints my world
And keeps me safe from my trouble and pain"


mashugenah .... Eddie (as Meatloaf)
" Whatever happened to Saturday night?
When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine"

Sam K .... The Criminologist
" He was a low down cheap little punk"

Oh, yeah, and the rest of us? We're Transylvanians.
" You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again"

I've been to good places tonight. I know because you passed the disc to me there, soaring, spinning, aching to be caught, dropping docile or slapping sweet and hard into my grasp.

"No, no, you don't want to eat me-e-e, I'm far too small, and guess what, my brother's coming along in just a minute and he's much bigger than me."
"But you'd make a lovely appetiser."
"No, I'm not only small, I'm also ... problematic. You have allergies, and anyway, I'm bitter."

21 years ago I was in a spa pool, trying not to let my friends down by being uncool and prudish, they were hassling me about virginity, I was hating the boy who was pushing me too far, keeping up appearances for the sake of the group I held my rage down. My drunken foul-mouthed friend came along and saw what was happening, he lost it entirely ranted "fucking fucker" and "fuck this", hit the boy in the mouth and in the distraction I was freed.

Should've got out of the pool, could've pretended it was just to the loo, should've said something clear, didn't want to be there ... Why didn't I let loose my rage.

Ultimate's not supposed to be like that.

I should be sleeping after all those late nights and early mornings. I don't watch TV, the ads irritate me too much, besides there's something awfully wrong with the aspect ratio and Frodo's face is a really scary thing to stretch widthways.

The other night I hooned into a park, leapt out of the car, raced over to the post box, dropped my letters in and heard

"Oooar! You'll sit on my face won't'cha?"

I turned and there in the car parked right in front of me were two teenaged boys. I smiled maternally (hoping for a clear display of every wrinkle) and said

"No thank you," and went back to my car.

I think he must have underestimated my age by at least 20 years.

So, who was it who took the movie of me rubbing my head up against that nice girl with the paua hair and can I have a copy?

I've heard The Internet Is For Porn and I said to my young friend that it was a generation gap. But it might be like trying a little bit just in case your tastes have changed and discovering that broccoli really is pretty good, rather than lychees, which I still don't like but many people do. People say the internet is so big that you can find the thing for you (furries always come up in this context.). But I've never seen a porn movie that wasn't a turn-off. Not that I need there to be porn for me too, but I am a little curious because so many more people seem to be enjoying it these days. By people I guess I mostly mean women (because I do count slashfic) and well-spoken young men. Those other people always kinda liked it. My demographic likes slashfic because we're into characterisation and story, but I haven't ever found it pushing my buttons, even most erotica was fairly ghastly for me, especially compared to simultaneous chat... real people are so responsive.